Post your puns here! I’ll start:
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don’t know why.
I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, it will say "you are now friends with Benefits."
Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables at this time of year? Because they can.
I thought it was a nice jester when a clown opened the door for me...
I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well the flags a big plus.
What’s the biggest difference between a bum on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Suddenly it dawned on me!
If anyone wishes to find the beginning of this epic saga, here it is:
https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/drama/the-nurses.aspx
However, since this story is now available in paperback, only the first few chapters remain. Buy at:
https://www.vbay.info/thenurses
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Be positive no matter watt.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but it was all in vein.
