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Here is another silly game, but it can get creative: it is based on the jokes that begin: "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs . . ."

There are the simple ones: Ques: "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hanging on the wall?" Answer: Art
And the more imaginative ones: Ques: "What do you call a dyslexic guy with no arms and no legs, in a breadbox?" Answer: Olaf

So, see what you can come up with. I have had loads of fun at cocktail hour with these.
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Come on people!!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of the door? Answer: Matt!
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what do you call a man with no brain?..... normal
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what do you call a man with no brain?..... normal

I think you are intended to find a man's/boy's name here
so Brian maybe, still has brain, but twisted
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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what do you call a man with no brain?..... normal

I think you are intended to find a man's/boy's name here
so Brian maybe, still has brain, but twisted


Let's see: this could be: "What do you call a dyslexic guy with no arms and no legs who thinks he knows everything? Answer: Brian!
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What do you call a guy who sells his body in Germany?
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what do you call a man with no brain?..... normal

I think you are intended to find a man's/boy's name here
so Brian maybe, still has brain, but twisted


ok! how about


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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, covered in mustard on a bun? Answer: Frank! hahahahahah
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, with a phone taped to the side of his head?

Colin
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, with a phone taped to the side of his head?

Colin


That's great.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is good at everything?
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Dougal?


How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who arrived only a few moments ago?


Justin
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Dougal?


Able



How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who arrived only a few moments ago?


Justin


HA ha. that's great.

What do you call a guy with no legs who scares people in Yellowstone?
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Dougal?


Able



How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who arrived only a few moments ago?


Justin


HA ha. that's great.

What do you call a guy with no legs who scares people in Yellowstone?



Barry?


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who steals your wallet?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who steals your wallet?

Clever

What do you call a lady or man who likes a swing?
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What do you call a guy with no legs who scares people in Yellowstone?



Barry?


Hebert.



What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who steals your wallet?


Rob
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I don't get Hebert . . . .


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who lifts your car?
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Jack

What do you call a man with no arms and legs under the bed?
(Think years ago)
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I don't get Hebert . . . .


It is pronounced ay-bear.
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Jack

What do you call a man with no arms and legs under the bed?
(Think years ago)



Dust bunny?


Seriously: Bogey?


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a display case at Tiffany?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a display case at Tiffany?


Jules!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs without transportation?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a display case at Tiffany?


Jules!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs without transportation?



Trying to trick me with all these foreign names: Joaquin!!



What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the pool?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the pool?


Bob!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the pool?


Bob!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?



Bill!



What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who got scratched by the cat?
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Claude! HA AHAHA HAHA.

/warning awful pun ahead

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that girls put in their hair?
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Jack

What do you call a man with no arms and legs under the bed?
(Think years ago)



Dust bunny?


Seriously: Bogey?


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a display case at Tiffany?



A chamber pot had many synonyms, a popular one being... Jerry
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a man with only one arm.... hand solo
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a man with only one arm.... hand solo


Ha ha ha.

This thread cracks me up.
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This thread is going much better than I thought it would. I was concerned about people taking it too far. I was wrong. (so far) I will try one.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs shoved at the top of a hill?

Roland
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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This thread is going much better than I thought it would. I was concerned about people taking it too far. I was wrong. (so far) I will try one.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs shoved at the top of a hill?

Roland


rofl.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs displaying merchandise?
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Sean?


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves?