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Ghostreader
Posted: Saturday, January 2, 2016 6:34:08 PM

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For being Jack of all trades and have nothing to trade icon_biggrin

Hey Mr. Paulus hello2
AnnaMayZing
Posted: Sunday, January 3, 2016 11:12:00 AM

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Ghostreader wrote:
For picking the wings off the angels so she can fly away angel7


She did that?!



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paulus
Posted: Sunday, January 3, 2016 12:28:30 PM

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Anna was arrested on charges of keeping and training an endangered species (a dragon) without the required CITES documents and licences, on top of that she was charged with keeping a dangerous animal in a residential area without a proper permit.

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
AriesDragon
Posted: Sunday, January 3, 2016 1:46:08 PM

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Showing Lord Voldermort where the unicorn was
Survivor
Posted: Sunday, January 3, 2016 4:31:09 PM

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Putting an arrow through the gizzard of a poacher in the bush.



All I'm saying is you've never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time.
ginger86
Posted: Sunday, January 3, 2016 4:38:31 PM

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having a few too many drinks and riding his horse down main street during rush hour

Ghostreader
Posted: Sunday, January 3, 2016 7:01:30 PM

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Ginger was arrested for showing off her sexy little toes to everyone angel7
AnnaMayZing
Posted: Monday, January 4, 2016 2:17:09 AM

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paulus wrote:
Anna was arrested on charges of keeping and training an endangered species (a dragon) without the required CITES documents and licences, on top of that she was charged with keeping a dangerous animal in a residential area without a proper permit.


Paulus was arrested for spreading false and malicious rumours. Dragons are NOT dangerous... well, at least not to Anna. Whistle

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Ghostreader
Posted: Monday, January 4, 2016 3:50:30 AM

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Anna been arrested for training her pet dragons to be Ninja Dragons icon_biggrin
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 4, 2016 3:51:58 AM

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Anna was arrested and charged with malicious use of a feather duster in a public place, an offence for which she has twice been previously convicted. A custodial sentence is quite likely on this occasion.


Rebellious_Soul
Posted: Monday, January 4, 2016 4:22:17 AM

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Both of the people above where charged and arrested for vehicle man slaughter but are actually the unknown heroes that stopped the zombie apocalypse.

Because I can,
because I want to,
And because who are you to tell me otherwise?
paulus
Posted: Monday, January 4, 2016 5:47:27 AM

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AriesDragon wrote:
Showing Lord Voldermort where the unicorn was

I plea not guilty to that charge. I love animals and wildlife, I'd never risk the life of such a beautiful creature.

AnnaMayZing wrote:
paulus wrote:
Anna was arrested on charges of keeping and training an endangered species (a dragon) without the required CITES documents and licences, on top of that she was charged with keeping a dangerous animal in a residential area without a proper permit.


Paulus was arrested for spreading false and malicious rumours. Dragons are NOT dangerous... well, at least not to Anna. Whistle
You're not fooling me. That dragon already burned off Brian's hair and clothes and I still have trouble walking because of the blisters your pet gave me, both in that other thread.

Rebs got herself arrested because she had secretly stored a stash of that zombievirus for later use....

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Ghostreader
Posted: Monday, January 4, 2016 1:09:32 PM

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Paulus was arrested for showing Ms. Rebs some dance moves icon_biggrin coffee
paulus
Posted: Monday, January 4, 2016 3:00:14 PM

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Was teaching her the Zombie Dance, which actually exists


Brian was arrested for performing that dance, very realistically disguised as a zombie, in a home for the elderly, scaring at least three of them straight into their cofffins

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Ghostreader
Posted: Monday, January 4, 2016 8:01:13 PM

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Paulus was arrested for being the undead and eating Jell-O think it's brains icon_biggrin
AnnaMayZing
Posted: Tuesday, January 5, 2016 2:54:04 AM

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Brian was arrested by mistake as he was actually trying to stop Paulus eating brains and not actually helping him!

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 5, 2016 9:45:30 AM

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Unfortunately, not managing to learn anything from her previous convictions for feather duster misuse Anna was recently re-arrested and charged with walking without due care and attention around her own bedroom at home. This cavalier and careless attitude resulted in two minor trips, one fall leading to a small abrasion to her forehead and several stubbed toes -all in the course of one evening!
AnnaMayZing
Posted: Wednesday, January 6, 2016 12:00:23 PM

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Anna was released without charged after complaining of Andy lurking with intent inside her bedroom and making her trip.
The police arrested Andy and are to investigate why he was in a tent in Anna's bedroom!

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ginger86
Posted: Wednesday, January 6, 2016 12:22:55 PM

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anna was arrested for trespassing on the set of game of thrones and confronting emilia clarke, declairing "i am the true daenerys, queen of the dragons".

paulus
Posted: Wednesday, January 6, 2016 2:11:55 PM

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Ginger was arrested for trying to sneak into Disneyland, disguised as Tinkerbell. She almost got away, because the arresting officer thought she looked so nice, but her husband (the officer's that is) happened to be on the scene too, so she went to the slammer after all.

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Ghostreader
Posted: Wednesday, January 6, 2016 6:40:47 PM

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Paulus was arrested for cuddling Justine teddy bear icon_biggrin
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 6, 2016 10:40:55 PM

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GR was arrested for making essentially the same post time after time after bloody boring time!!!!
Shotgun011
Posted: Friday, January 22, 2016 4:49:15 PM

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For carrying an expired authorization

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan


Guest
Posted: Friday, January 22, 2016 10:07:57 PM

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Shotgun is currently on police bail after being arrested for being drunk in charge of a rocking-horse.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 23, 2016 6:23:52 AM

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Andy has been given an ASBO for sending mud pies to Kiera
ginger86
Posted: Saturday, January 23, 2016 7:50:14 AM

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walking around town with his sword in handevil4

Ghostreader
Posted: Saturday, January 23, 2016 6:07:03 PM

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Ginger got arrested for being a lady knight of the ginger table icon_biggrin
Shotgun011
Posted: Thursday, January 28, 2016 6:09:57 PM

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for not having his rabies shots

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan


Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 28, 2016 9:26:43 PM

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For calling the US President a wanker after asking him to lend him - and being refused - ten dollars so that he could get across town in a cab because it was raining.
meredith
Posted: Friday, January 29, 2016 5:44:13 AM

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When it was discovered that his "Authorization" had expired in 1962. d'oh!


"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"

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