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Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 19, 2015 11:05:08 AM

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arrested for failure produce an alliteration when requested by an officer of the law...
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 19, 2015 2:57:04 PM

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He stopped to smell the roses.
Ghostreader
Posted: Monday, July 20, 2015 6:32:59 AM

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She planted roses for people
ginger86
Posted: Monday, July 20, 2015 12:27:21 PM

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giving unwanted massages to unsuspecting puppies

Ghostreader
Posted: Monday, July 20, 2015 3:17:25 PM

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Arrested for giving off her lovely smile that blind everyone whose driving :P
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2015 12:19:27 AM

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Arrested because he was in the swing all day and didn't write.
Ghostreader
Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2015 3:19:06 AM

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Arrested for leaving hairballs on my stories icon_biggrin
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2015 10:19:07 PM

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And he is arrested again for the same thing.. swinging all day.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 23, 2015 11:25:05 PM

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Arrested for over-complicating things...
Ghostreader
Posted: Friday, July 24, 2015 4:47:40 AM

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Arrested for going undercover as a baby
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 24, 2015 5:38:22 AM

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He was arrested because everyone that walked by he pulled over in his swing.
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 24, 2015 6:27:01 AM

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Arrested for behaviour unbecoming of a person in charge of the animals at the petting zoo... (you KNOW what you did to that poor rabbit...d'oh! )
Ghostreader
Posted: Sunday, August 2, 2015 3:33:13 AM

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Arrested for picking on Simmie when she's not feeling good
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 2, 2015 4:50:30 AM

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Arrested for unsolicited solo public performances of the "Balcony Scene" from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet without costume...
Ghostreader
Posted: Sunday, August 2, 2015 4:10:25 PM

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Arrested for swimming in the kiddie pool
ginger86
Posted: Wednesday, August 5, 2015 1:55:40 PM

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arrested for being a peeping tom and watching "a little to closely" through bedroom windows

Ghostreader
Posted: Wednesday, August 5, 2015 11:45:49 PM

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Well..... I'll keep that comment to myself and whisper it to later on tonight when we have a coffee date Ms. Ginger -@


Ginger got arrested for making the kittys take a shower
snoop
Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2015 1:49:29 PM

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TRUE STORY ... I recently came out of retirement and I'm now back to driving 18 wheeler. On this past Monday, I was "charged with the *crime* " of driving a vehicle with a flat tire by the state of Maryland. I was pulled aside at a weigh station and "charged with the crime" ... $140 fine.!!

Had to get someone to make a service call and install another tire before I could continue. AFTER got the blown tire off trailer, we found a small bolt stuck in the tread. HOW the heck was I supposed to be "responsible" for something like that?? I seriously doubt passenger cars are sited for that *crime*.

What really got next to me was officer's FIRST comment .... That's a $140 fine.... A simple warning and "out of service" order would have been sufficient as I would NOT knowingly driven further anyway!

MONEY HUNGRY (*)*&^&% ... get the truckers!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Ghost arrested for chasing after Ginger's pussy!

Ghostreader
Posted: Wednesday, August 19, 2015 3:45:07 PM

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Arrested for driving a 18 wheeler with his wife at the wheel
ginger86
Posted: Thursday, August 20, 2015 10:55:43 AM

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giving a cute little persian kitty a back massage on a bus without first asking if she wanted one.

Ghostreader
Posted: Thursday, August 20, 2015 5:58:09 PM

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Arrested for stealing the sun, sunshine with her lovely smile
ginger86
Posted: Friday, August 21, 2015 2:22:06 PM

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being such a flirt

Guest
Posted: Friday, August 21, 2015 4:34:39 PM

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Arrested for baking Georgia sweet potato pie then using a slice of it to coax a kiss out of her bestie.
Ghostreader
Posted: Friday, August 21, 2015 7:04:07 PM

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For teasing Ginger with a slice of Georgia sweet potato pie
ginger86
Posted: Tuesday, August 25, 2015 6:25:01 AM

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being a peeping tom "cat"

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 25, 2015 9:39:41 PM

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Arrested for an unprovoked visual assault of the senses of the male population with due care and attention.
Ghostreader
Posted: Tuesday, August 25, 2015 11:06:01 PM

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ginger86 wrote:
being a peeping tom "cat"


Shhhh Shhh Don't tell anyone I'm your peeping tom "cat" Shhh

Authorised got arrested for asking Ginger to change his diapers icon_biggrin
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 14, 2015 12:31:58 AM

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Arrested for inconsiderate flatulence in a public place.
Ghostreader
Posted: Monday, September 14, 2015 2:35:22 AM

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Arrested for being a lady killer
rbo
Posted: Monday, September 14, 2015 11:39:53 PM

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arrested for just being evil!
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