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Shotgun011
Posted: Monday, April 13, 2015 6:43:10 PM

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Well?

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TaliaRussell
Posted: Monday, April 13, 2015 9:41:48 PM

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I'm thinking what I could possibly come up with that would be more outrageous than what I expect you have done in real life. Hmmm. Arrested for hiding in a stall in the ladies' room at the deli and scaring old ladies who go in to powder their noses.
Shotgun011
Posted: Monday, April 13, 2015 9:45:47 PM

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arrested for smoking cat dandruff and telling a mother superior that any friend of batman is a friend of mine

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- Bob Dylan


TaliaRussell
Posted: Monday, April 13, 2015 9:46:28 PM

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arrested for being the dealer who sold me cat dandruff
Dreamcatcher
Posted: Monday, April 13, 2015 10:41:26 PM

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Arrested for wearing white gym socks and high heels..

paulus
Posted: Monday, April 13, 2015 11:19:51 PM

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Another funny facts thread? This seemsto be almost the same asthe mentioned thread. Even the jokes are on repeat (cat dandruff)

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Shotgun011
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 5:44:03 AM

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was arrested for smuggling pampers disposable diapers from Mexico and trying to sell them on street corners from under his raincoat

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TaliaRussell
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 3:39:37 PM

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Was arrested for being a serial salt shaker top loosener (interestingly, most of his crimes take place in delis)
meredith
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 4:18:06 PM

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She was arrest continuously for singing "Je dis que rien", Micaela's Aria from Carmen at 3 in the morning at Denny's.



"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"

TaliaRussell
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 4:41:58 PM

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meredith wrote:
She was arrest continuously for singing "Je dis que rien", Micaela's Aria from Carmen at 3 in the morning at Denny's.


Hey, I am not the deli criminal.

Was arrested for doing the Macarena. Period. hello2


Shotgun011
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 7:01:45 PM

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Was arrested for trying to surf Lake Michigan in February

hello2 hi Talia

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan


SweetKing126
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 7:04:24 PM

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Drinking coffee while driving 100 mph and saying "I was late, officer"
Shotgun011
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 7:19:58 PM

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For staggering to a Starbucks and demanding a large coffee scaring the employees

coffee hello2 see the Lush coffee gang is meeting here

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
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TaliaRussell
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 8:28:58 PM

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For eating gluten in a gluten free zone

Hi Shotgun! hello2
Shotgun011
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 8:30:44 PM

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busted by the fashion police for wearing white after labor day

Hi Talia hello2

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan


TaliaRussell
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 8:41:15 PM

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Busted by the fashion police for not knowing it is now ok to wear white after Labor Day binky
rolandlytle
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 9:53:11 PM

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For having too many flowers in her yard showing up the rest of the street.

You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
TaliaRussell
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2015 11:12:00 PM

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For trampling my flowers! You kids stay off my lawn! argue
rolandlytle
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 6:14:07 AM

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TaliaRussell wrote:
For trampling my flowers! You kids stay off my lawn! argue


Sorry just looking for some spinach. Arrested for spitting sunflower seed husks onto the ground.

You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Shotgun011
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 8:14:48 AM

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arrested for spitting spinach jiuice in the street

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan


Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 10:03:54 AM

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For stealing a pork pie from a pie stall at The Western International Market.

Hey Shotgun hello2
Shotgun011
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 10:40:56 AM

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for leaving her curlers in her hair when she went on a date

hello2 Kiera

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan


TaliaRussell
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 10:43:02 AM

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For needing curlers in his hair before he went on a date.

Hi Shotgun! hello1
Shotgun011
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 10:44:54 AM

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for sitting and reading trashy romance novels while eating bon-bons

coffee hello2 Hi Talia

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan


Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 11:10:32 AM

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For selling stink bomb balloons to minors after consuming several tins of baked beans binky
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 1:42:15 PM

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She traveled back in time in order to halt the Boston tea party . She just can't stand seeing good tea going to waste. coffee
AriesDragon
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 1:50:12 PM

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He held up the corner shop to steal all their lollipops
Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 1:59:31 PM

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He pinched Prince Charles's wife's bottom and she liked it.

LOL edit damn you are fast that was meant for Ajax

She flicked a peanut at Margaret Thatchers sisters husbands uncles friends brothers neighbours wifes dog walker and it got stuck in his nose.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 2:03:08 PM

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Her posting is just a tad tardy . Just a tad though Applause
Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 2:10:13 PM

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Ajax walks dogs for a living and has a peanut stuck up his nose.
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