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Kiera
Posted: Tuesday, April 7, 2015 3:34:37 PM
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The first person states an unfortunate event and the next person says a fortunate response.

Example:
I say:

Unfortunately I tripped the stairs lastn ight when I got home.

Next poster says:

Fortunately you were sooooo drunk that you didn't feel it.

Next poster says:

Unfortunately I have to get up when he alarm goes off.

Next poster says:

Fortunately when you get to work your boss gives you a raise.

Lets start:

Unfortunately the raise come's with consequences that involve you handing over your chocolate delights.
paulus
Posted: Tuesday, April 7, 2015 3:40:01 PM
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fortunately, the raise is enough that you can afford your own stash of chocolate delights and still leave money to spend

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Kiera
Posted: Tuesday, April 7, 2015 3:55:04 PM
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Unfortunately I get robbed by a scouser
paulus
Posted: Tuesday, April 7, 2015 4:16:10 PM
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Fortunately, the Liverpool police act fast, grab the thief and return the whole loot to you

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Kiera
Posted: Tuesday, April 7, 2015 4:18:06 PM
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Unfortunately the Liverpool police/scouse police are corrupt and I do not get my chocolate back.
paulus
Posted: Tuesday, April 7, 2015 4:22:49 PM
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fortunately, your raise gave you enough financial leeway to move to Brussels and buy the best Belgian chocolate there is ( and that's really gooooood)

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Kiera
Posted: Tuesday, April 7, 2015 4:36:07 PM
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Unfortinaltely my flee leaves me with lack of funds and they only offer me chocolate coated brussel sprouts.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 7, 2015 9:41:17 PM
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Fortunately your neighbour has no sense of taste and buys your chocolate-coated sprouts from you at a grossly inflated price.
Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 10:33:19 AM
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Unfortunately you are my neighbour and they give you indigestion.
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 11:13:05 AM
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Fortunately, I am a garlic farmer and know that garlic is a sure-fire cure for indigestion brought on by eating chocolate-covered Brussels sprouts.

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ginger86
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 11:51:25 AM
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unfortunately authorised is allergic to garlic and gets hives

Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 11:59:39 AM
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Fortunately Rascal also owns a cow farm and can help alleviate Authorised's itching.

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 12:15:26 PM
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Unfortunately while Authorized is geting his itch scrathed, someone comes along and trys to milk him . dontknow
ginger86
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 12:18:44 PM
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fortunately ajax is a perfect milker

paulus
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 12:21:12 PM
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Unfortunately Andy hates being milked with callused hands, so he kicks Ajax out of the barn

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 12:29:30 PM
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Fortunately Authorised's aim is off and he kicks Paul instead
paulus
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 12:39:25 PM
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Unfortunately the momentum of his kick topples Andy over and he falls into the menurepit, dragging Ajax and Kiera with him.

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
ginger86
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 12:55:59 PM
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fortunately i was able to pull my kk out and bathe her clean

paulus
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 1:08:57 PM
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unfortunately, you've left Ajax neckdeep in the menure

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
ginger86
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 1:16:15 PM
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fortunately..... oops evil4

Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 2:28:37 PM
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LMFAO xo

Unfortunately Ajax thinks Paul was my saviour and climbs out and hugs him.
paulus
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 2:32:57 PM
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Fortunately Ginger's kingsize bathtub was still filled so we both could soak the smell of dung out of our skins

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 2:42:52 PM
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Unfortunately Authorised is still in the manure pit.
paulus
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 2:53:03 PM
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Fortunately the emergency services show up after only 5 hours and drag Andy out of the pit, smelly, but unscaved

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 2:57:59 PM
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Unfortunately the force of the Fire brigades hose blasts Authorised right back into the manure abyss.
paulus
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 3:09:54 PM
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fortunately Andy ricochets of the surface like a pebble and he ends up high and dry in the haystack

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 3:37:36 PM
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Unfortunately you ricocheted from a random blast from the hose and were not so fortunate.
paulus
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 4:00:21 PM
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fortunately I hit the wall so hard, I didn't even remember it hurt

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2015 9:53:39 PM
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Unfortunately you slide down the wall and straight back into the manure pit.
ginger86
Posted: Thursday, April 9, 2015 3:50:08 AM
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fortunately you were there to catch paul

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