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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 27, 2015 8:54:04 AM

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Granted - but you spend so much time catching-up with all the things you couldn't do while you were at work that you need another week off work to recover, which pisses-off your boss and he/she fires you.

I wish I was a nicer person evil4
Lynara
Posted: Tuesday, October 27, 2015 12:47:23 PM

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granted but you had no friends

I wish that nothing will ever go wrong
Ghostreader
Posted: Tuesday, October 27, 2015 7:10:36 PM

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Granted For the rest of your life, everything you touch and do will be perfect.

I wish for nothing
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 29, 2015 10:26:20 PM

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Lynara wrote:
granted but you had no friends

I wish that nothing will ever go wrong


Granted - but you become so bored - and boring - that life becomes one long chore, day after endlessly perfect day...

I wish Lynara in her world of perfection Liar
Rebellious_Soul
Posted: Monday, November 2, 2015 10:22:44 AM

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Granted but it is perfection by definition of a five year old.

Because I can,
because I want to,
And because who are you to tell me otherwise?
Ghostreader
Posted: Monday, November 2, 2015 11:37:10 AM

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Granted, whatever your wish was but won't tell no one what it was Whistle Shhh Whistle

I wish for nothing
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 3, 2015 6:15:31 AM

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Granted - but everybody ignores you from this moment on...

I wish GR would reconsider his last wish
Rebellious_Soul
Posted: Tuesday, November 3, 2015 10:48:35 AM

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Granted he now wishes it would rain anchovies.

I wish I had long hair again.

Because I can,
because I want to,
And because who are you to tell me otherwise?
ginger86
Posted: Tuesday, November 3, 2015 10:56:19 AM

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granted.... but it's under your arms Whistle

i wish it would stop raining

Ghostreader
Posted: Tuesday, November 3, 2015 11:47:36 AM

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Granted, it'll sunny for the rest of your life.

I wish for nothing
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 4, 2015 7:24:09 AM

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I wish GR would stop being a twat and play the game properly!!!

If you can't, DON'T POST!!!
Kiera
Posted: Wednesday, November 4, 2015 5:51:47 PM

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coffee I plead the 5th lol

Hey Andy hello2

I wish people would not shouty cap
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 6, 2015 10:05:01 PM

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Granted - but they use BOLD instead icon_biggrin

I wish I was earning more money selling on the market...

Hi Miss K! hello2
Kiera
Posted: Tuesday, December 15, 2015 8:12:21 AM

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Granted but the money you earned was counterfeit.

I wish I had another vanilla latte

Hi Andy hello2
Ghostreader
Posted: Wednesday, December 16, 2015 3:55:36 AM

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Granted, it's homemade


I wish I haven't dislocated my shoulder for the first time :(
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 16, 2015 5:00:44 AM

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Granted but now you dislocated your BIG toe!

I wish I could visit Disneyland
Ghostreader
Posted: Wednesday, December 16, 2015 7:38:43 AM

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Granted, your a kid again


I wish the river hasn't wash the road out :(
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 17, 2015 1:35:02 AM

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Granted.... but now you are stuck at the top of a snowy mountain. You should call a fireman for rescue. help

I wish I was a bird so I can fly where ever I want too.
ginger86
Posted: Thursday, December 17, 2015 4:29:27 AM

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granted... but it is a homing pigeon i gave you and it will only fly you to my home.

i wish everyone a merry christmas

Ghostreader
Posted: Thursday, December 17, 2015 12:18:05 PM

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Granted on so many levels sheepholy

I wish I had someone to spend christmas and new years with :(
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 21, 2015 12:08:15 AM

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Granted: your home is invaded by a flock of amorous sheep who all want to sleep with you...

I wish for better things in 2016
paulus
Posted: Sunday, January 3, 2016 5:01:48 AM

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Granted, period! A wish I refuse to spoil.

I wish I had a neverending supply of firewood

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Ghostreader
Posted: Sunday, January 3, 2016 6:02:26 AM

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Granted, your woodpile goes on after your lifetime icon_biggrin

I wish my log cabin is finish by next month :(
paulus
Posted: Wednesday, January 6, 2016 2:47:16 PM

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Granted, but all the roads to it get washed away by extreme weather


I wish I never had to worry about money again

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 7, 2016 2:58:18 AM

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paulus wrote:
Granted, but all the roads to it get washed away by extreme weather


I wish I never had to worry about money again


Granted - you are given a whole-life prison sentence for a crime you did not commit so you never have to worry about money - or anything else for that matter - ever again d'oh!

I wish I could find the energy and will to write again...
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 8, 2016 6:19:18 AM

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Granted ... Your hand begins to pen an endless novel without rest, leaving you with little time for anything else.

I wish I could teleport anywhere on the planet ...
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 8, 2016 10:42:08 AM

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Granted - you materialise in the in the hub of a human effluent treatment plant, where, due to a teleporter malfunction, you become permanently trapped.

I wish I could finish the endless novel Colowriter had me writing...
ginger86
Posted: Friday, January 8, 2016 11:02:44 AM

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granted... you both die and novel is finished, unless .... you are ghost writers

i wish i had ingredients for a nice clam chowder


Guest
Posted: Friday, January 8, 2016 12:41:17 PM

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Not sure why I had to die ... so granted - you have all the ingredients to make the most amazing clam chowder anyone has ever made since humans figured out how to cook clams. However, your stove is broken and you have to cook it in the microwave which turns it into some sort of gelatinous goo.

I wish I was mistaken for dead and not in the effluent treatment plant

paulus
Posted: Friday, January 8, 2016 2:49:09 PM

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Granted, you are mistaken for dead and stored in a stainless steel drawer in the freezer of the city morgue.

I wish the wishes weren't so macabre.

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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