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Kiera
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So, the way this works, is someone wishes for something. Then the next person says 'Granted' but then goes on to say something that spoils it. Then they make a wish and so on...

For example.

Person 1. I wish I had a personal chef.

Person 2. Granted, but all he knows how to cook is macaroni and cheese.




I'll start.

I wish I was on a luxury cruise.
TaliaRussell
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Granted - but it is the Carnival Triumph

I wish I could sing
Kiera
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Granted- but you only know the words to Barry Manilow songs.

I wish Muse would provide me with VIP tickets to all their concerts.

Hi Talia
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Granted - the there was a mistake and the actual band is called Moos

I wish I could sing...
Kiera
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Granted but all you can sing is this....



I wish The Glorious Gunners would win all the cups this year.
JWren
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Granted - but they are only at the fun fair coconut shy

I wish Muse would pay a surprise visit to Keira
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Granted - the there was a mistake and the actual band is called Moos

I wish I could sing...


This made me laugh out loud.

Granted: but Kiera is in the shower and does not know they are there
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granted

i wish talia had made a wish
Kiera
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Quote by ginger86
granted

i wish talia had made a wish


Granted Talia wished I was Henry "The Hunk" Cavills Wife.

I wish I was Henry's Wife
paulus
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Granted, but Henry decided to come out of the closet and ran of with george micheal


I wish I had a nice boat
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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granted. here she is




i wish I had more wishes
Kiera
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granted. here she is




i wish I had more wishes


ROFLMAO A smart car with a mini boat OMG!!! I am LMAO here my ginger.

Granted, you get one more wish but you wish for me to be able to cook decent non burn't pizza and even god cannot grant that babes.
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Granted, but you were so indecisive, that you qished all those wishes away again


I wish I was handsome
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, you now look like the phantom of the opera.

I wish I could finish my stories.
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Granted, but they'll all end with: and they lived happily everafter


I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted, but they'll all end with: and they lived happily everafter


I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire


granted, but he's dead and not dancing so well these days

i wish for a pizza made by my kk
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Quote by paulus
Granted, but they'll all end with: and they lived happily everafter


I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire


Im thinking its just gonna be the hamlet joke in peter pan.. .

Granted but its always cold

I wish I had powers
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Granted but you only have one and that just powers your laptop

Wish was finally Spring
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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Too slow - edited version : Granted - It's Austin Powers

Granted - It rains all the time


Wish I were younger.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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Granyed but you lose your memories.

I wish i was home
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Quote by meredith
Too slow - edited version : Granted - It's Austin Powers

Granted - It rains all the time


Wish I were younger.
Granted, now find someone to change your diapers

Quote by Rebellious_Soul
I wish i was home.
Granted too, but you'll have to get the bats out of the cave yourself


Wish I wasn't so damn handsome
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Grant, takes your mask off

I wish I had a pet dragon
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Grant, takes your mask off

I wish I had a pet dragon


Granted, he was kind enough to light the fireplace for you




I wish I had a castle
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Granted It's a castle in the sky.
I wish I had cake
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Granted, but it's your least favorite cake



Wish i had an extra thick milkshake
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Granted it was thick as cake.

I wish I could throw this cake at someone.
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Granted but you've started a food fight and someone just hit u in the head with a hotdog.



I wish i could turn back time
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Granted, but can only turned back time to the moment you're getting my cake.

I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but can only turned back time to the moment you're getting my cake.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but the fly can you too






I wish I had an aquarium
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Kiera
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Granted but you are self taught and get arrested for not having a licence.

I wish was a master ninja


Grr Paulus U beat me... granted but its full of piranhas leaving u fingerless each time you try to feed them.

I still wish I was a Ninja