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REDEFINITIONS (Word Humor )

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Ok, the idea is to supply a word(s) the supply your own a definition for that word in a funny, punny kinda way.


Example : Hostage - the feeling you get when guests won't leave .

Selfish - What they do at seafood shops.


Ok , there ya go have fun .
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Ok, the idea is to supply a word(s) the supply your own a definition for that word in a funny, punny kinda way.


Example : Hostage - the feeling you get when guests won't leave .

Selfish - What they do at seafood shops.


Ok , there ya go have fun .



love that one

Lobster - someone who throws poorly

Roman - Man who likes to row boats

Acre - someone who aches
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Commentator - An ordinary spud .
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Carnation - Country where each citizen owns an automobile
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Ok, the idea is to supply a word(s) the supply your own a definition for that word in a funny, punny kinda way.


Example : Hostage - the feeling you get when guests won't leave .

Selfish - What they do at seafood shops.


Ok , there ya go have fun .



love that one

Lobster - someone who throws poorly

Roman - Man you likes to row boats

Acre - someone who aches



ahhhhhhh! nice


Twister - A contortionist
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Taxidermy- a stuffed cab driver
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Colander - Someone who arrives with you on the same plane.
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pursuit ---- a tux for a tomcat

hey babes
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waiter - someone with patience

expert - someone who was small but isn't any more

sailor - one who sells cheaply

tailor - a teller of stories

fortune - a tune of only four notes

chatterbox - a box to keep your chatter in

laundry - a place for drying your lawn (laun?)

Sellotape - a place that sells tape

I could go on all day
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Foolhardy > to deceive Laurel's pal
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Conquest - A criminals illegal adventure

Mouse Pad - Rodent Residence

Medieval - Not completely wicked
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Fast - a street far away (Far St.?)

Knotty - tea made from knots

Ugly - A shady spot for Ugs

Belittle - not be tall or big

Sepia - Meet or espy Pia

Lied - laided down
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Caesarean section - High-rent area in Rome.

Cat scan - A search for missing kitty.

Eclipse - What an Cockney barber does for a living.
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Forceps - one more than three ceps

pistol -the price of peeing

total - the number of toes

spendthrift - money spent in charity shops

exorbitant - a former astronaut

taken - a poor relation to tae kwon do

Parent - the cost of hiring two of something

teacher - a lecturer on tea

parson - an average male descendent.
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Forceps - one more than three ceps

pistol -the price of peeing

total - the number of toes

spendthrift - money spent in charity shops

exorbitant - a former astronaut

taken - a poor relation to tae kwon do

Parent - the cost of hiring two of something

teacher - a lecturer on tea

parson - an average male descendent.


Love that one my fellow Brit.

Burglarize - What a crook sees with.

Sudafed - A law suit against a government official.

Yawn - An honest opinion openly expressed.
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Tudor : The back door

Jitterbug: A frightened insect
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Tower - the guy that owns the towtruck
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Rampant - an insect with a skateboard
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Cellist - the list that states, which prisoner occupies which cell
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Deflower - throwing out the old bouquets
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Etc - An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.

Tears - The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.


Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
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Etc - An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.

Tears - The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.


Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.



Glum drops silly


Groundhog : MMMMMMMMM Sausage
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asshole - the underground place where burrowing donkeys live
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Thinking - a monarch suffering from anorexia
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Tri-dent - something a person tries to put a hole in when hitting but fails to do so.
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terminal illness: airport sickness
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Pandemonium- Panda's accelerating forward momentum. (I am not sure how I thought of that...)
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Game of Thrones - unlabeled restrooms

German - a man who has the lurgy

Inkwell - An accomplished tattooist.
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Laughter- You can't spell Slaughter without it.