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Circle_Something
Posted: Thursday, October 24, 2013 6:49:31 PM
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Even though when you bend over they see your butt crack,
don't give in to temptation, don't talk smack,
Otherwise my phazer, it will go zap,
and you will go blapp*

(*Note, blapp is a silly word that I just made up for the sake of rhyming, it just means dead, really)

Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Don't forget Kitty and Kitten. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
A love poem <3 Kitty & Kitten
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^= <3 ^.^

Dreamcatcher
Posted: Thursday, October 24, 2013 10:46:56 PM
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And you will go blapp..
Circle makes up these words..
But I think it's a trap..
He likes to be absurd..

ravenpearl
Posted: Friday, October 25, 2013 4:01:17 PM
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CKAcres
Posted: Saturday, October 26, 2013 7:07:32 AM
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ravenpearl wrote:


Hard to add anything to that!!!!!!!!!!!


Back to DC's post

He likes to be absurd
Things just come out that way
Making up a new word
When he's having a bad day
And his words come out all slurred



"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
Dreamcatcher
Posted: Saturday, October 26, 2013 1:59:49 PM
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And his words come out all slurred..
Because the catnip he does enjoy..
His hearing muffled and his vision blurred..
Circle still finds ways to play with his toys..

Circle_Something
Posted: Sunday, October 27, 2013 12:18:26 AM
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Circle still finds ways to play with his toys,
He sees them and he thinks "oh boys!"
Vroom vroom, his cars go
He ain't got time for the Teletubby called Po
He'd much rather his cars go, go, go!

Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Don't forget Kitty and Kitten. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
A love poem <3 Kitty & Kitten
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^= <3 ^.^

Dreamcatcher
Posted: Sunday, October 27, 2013 11:14:19 AM
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He'd much rather his cars go, go, go!
But when they do they are slow, slow, slow!
It's still fun you know, know, know!
More toys at Christmas, Ho, Ho, Ho!

Circle_Something
Posted: Wednesday, October 30, 2013 2:10:38 PM
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More toys at Christmas, Ho, Ho, Ho!
But who exactly are you calling a ho?
I hope it ain't me,
Or I'll squish ye like a flea!

Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Don't forget Kitty and Kitten. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
A love poem <3 Kitty & Kitten
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^= <3 ^.^

Dreamcatcher
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 9:15:25 AM
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Or I'll squish ye like a flea!
Oh my! He is so mean to me..
Who knew a Ho.. Ho.. Ho.. would be..
Reason to pack a bag and flee..

CleverFox
Posted: Sunday, November 3, 2013 8:47:25 PM
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Reason to pack a bag and flee?
I will bend you over me knee
You did not come to rescue me
So I feel out of the tree
And you caused an emegency
So you deserve no leniency
Rebellious_Soul
Posted: Sunday, November 17, 2013 6:25:58 PM
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So you deserve no leniency,
for everything you done to me.
The darkness within my soul,
sweet revenge will take it's toll.
The bitter sweet taste seals my fate.
oh it was so easy to turn to hate.

Because I can,
because I want to,
And because who are you to tell me otherwise?
PurplePanda101
Posted: Monday, November 18, 2013 10:19:06 AM
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Oh it was so easy to turn to hate
Now I face the devils gate.
What lives have I doomed?
To deserve the horrid fate.

~purple addict~
Rebellious_Soul
Posted: Monday, November 18, 2013 4:57:44 PM
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To deserve the horrid fate
at an hour so late.
I made a pact with the devil.
and committed acts so evil.
In turn I gambled with death's hand.
And now banished to this cursed land.

Because I can,
because I want to,
And because who are you to tell me otherwise?
Dreamcatcher
Posted: Friday, November 22, 2013 4:52:42 PM
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And now banished to this cursed land..
For evil deeds I may have done..
I crawl now, too weak to stand..
My purgatory has begun..

ravenpearl
Posted: Friday, November 22, 2013 6:02:30 PM
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my purgatory has begun
with the sins i have done
no gain have i won
in this sinners circle of pain
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 2, 2013 6:54:16 AM
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In this sinners circle of pain
I've fallen down, down, down into an abyss
Silently wondering if I'll ever be found
Tear streaming down my face
Sobbing
Betrayed
Broken
Hurt
I'll honor the day someone helps me up
Wipes my fallen tears and shows me the way
Show's me the way to a life of love and happiness
Where I might, one day, blossom from hope once more
Rebellious_Soul
Posted: Monday, December 2, 2013 6:00:50 PM
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Where I might, one day, blossom from hope once more.
I see all the possibilities through that door.
Yet dare I try, I can seem to get by.
An invisible barrier keeps me out.
so I shall sit here and pout.

Because I can,
because I want to,
And because who are you to tell me otherwise?
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 2, 2013 6:05:08 PM
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So here i shall sit and pout
id keep on going, but my strength has run out
until yet again i see your smile
i suppose i can keep going for just a little while
left, right, left, right
step by step i trudge through the night
chasing through the darkness that glimmer of light
pushing myself with all of my might
Rebellious_Soul
Posted: Monday, December 2, 2013 6:07:36 PM
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Pushing myself with all my might.
I still have to keep up this fight.

Because I can,
because I want to,
And because who are you to tell me otherwise?
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 2, 2013 9:18:55 PM
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I still have to keep up this fight
Wandering aimlessly through the night
Rebellious_Soul
Posted: Thursday, December 5, 2013 5:39:56 AM
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Wandering aimlessly through the night.
Only the moon and stars for light.
neither in heaven or hell,
Limbo shall be my jail.
like most others who tread this path.
We don't suffer from God's wrath.
instead just walk endlessly on.
in search of dreams and hopes long gone.

Because I can,
because I want to,
And because who are you to tell me otherwise?
Circle_Something
Posted: Thursday, December 5, 2013 4:49:21 PM
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In search of dreams and hopes long gone,
I decided, my watch, I should pawn.
I visited the shop and handed my watch.
The owner, was horrible, so I punched his crotch,
That'll teach him, to break my watch!

Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Don't forget Kitty and Kitten. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
A love poem <3 Kitty & Kitten
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^= <3 ^.^

Dreamcatcher
Posted: Thursday, December 5, 2013 5:26:23 PM
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That'll teach him, to break my watch!
Now I have to research for a very long while.
And probably drink a bottle of scotch.
To figure out how to read a fricken sundial...

Circle_Something
Posted: Friday, December 13, 2013 12:06:15 PM
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To figure out how to read a fricken sundial,
Read the damned instructions,
Find out all its functions,
Then you won't feel rambunctious,
Just a little weird and scrumptious.

Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Don't forget Kitty and Kitten. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
A love poem <3 Kitty & Kitten
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^= <3 ^.^

Dreamcatcher
Posted: Friday, December 13, 2013 1:14:02 PM
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Just a little weird and scrumptious..
And maybe slightly more than unctuous..
Slither here and wiggle there..
A snake in the grass so beware..
Coiled and arched ready to strike..
It will leave a mark I don't think you'll like..

Circle_Something
Posted: Monday, December 16, 2013 4:56:27 PM
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It will leave a mark I don't think you'll like,
Unless your name happens to be Ike.
Did you know, that Ike likes Mike?
They're getting married,
good for them, they never tarried.

Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Don't forget Kitty and Kitten. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
A love poem <3 Kitty & Kitten
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^= <3 ^.^

Circle_Something
Posted: Thursday, January 30, 2014 9:34:32 PM
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Good for them, they never tarried,
Though that guy there, shouted "tah-reed!"
I think he was practicing martial arts,
Either that, or he just let off some farts,
Either way, I beg of you,
Have a few jam tarts!

Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Don't forget Kitty and Kitten. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
A love poem <3 Kitty & Kitten
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^= <3 ^.^

meredith
Posted: Friday, January 31, 2014 3:37:26 AM
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Oh my, a five count meter. This may be tough....

Have a few jam tarts!
Just to start the day
Along with coffee
What more can I say.

One cup, maybe two
One more tart, you see
We'll sit and talk here
Just you and just me.


"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"

ravenpearl
Posted: Friday, January 31, 2014 12:45:07 PM
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Just you and just me
sitting under that ole shade tree
sharing a cup of tea
enjoying the gentle hum of honey bees
oh dear me
iv broke the pot my bad luck
Circle_Something
Posted: Friday, February 7, 2014 3:40:29 PM
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I've broke the pot, my bad luck,
I don't wanna say it, but oh f**k,
You wanna know what really sucks?
I've barely even got five bucks!

Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Don't forget Kitty and Kitten. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
A love poem <3 Kitty & Kitten
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^= <3 ^.^

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