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Laura
Posted: Thursday, May 3, 2012 11:55:08 AM
Laura
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Location: United States
A State Trooper was patrolling off the main highway late one night.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
glowing.
He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then
He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to
the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?'
The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?'
The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the
Trooper says: 'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple,
alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... And nothing is happening!
The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man says: 'I'm 21, sir.'
The trooper asks: 'And her .... what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies:
'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'

lt"I see o' night among the wins
The Devil walking widdershins
As stoney silent as the Sphinx
I sit upon the sandy links
And listen to the glittering spell
Of Asmodee, the Goat of Hell
"The Devil's Conversion" from the book "Konx Om Pax" by Aliester Crowley.
Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, May 7, 2013 7:20:58 PM
Poppet
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Joined: 5/2/2013
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Location: You Inspire Me, United States
Haha, I don't know how no one has commented. That was funny.

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