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ladysharon
Posted: Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:54:13 AM
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*pinches lola*

Lola
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 5:28:44 AM
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sheepholy Can't hardly believe it, but I wasn't hallucinating. But hey Sharon, thanks for the pinch. Nice to know that you are there for me. Lwinking

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. ~Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, April 21, 2012 9:16:18 PM
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Hey Lola...if you asked me nice, I would have pinched you...

In the meantime, one of my FB friends posted something that really did make me laugh out loud...happy8




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Lola
Posted: Sunday, April 22, 2012 6:26:08 AM
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. ~Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 7:04:25 PM
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It's official...the official blurb for Sexual Healing in time for the official launch of Alfie Dog in May, is now officially...

"A man is forced to reexamine his life after learning his wife only has a year left to live. The changes he makes leave a lasting impact, begging the question β€œCan love really conquer all?” A love story in every sense of the word."

And my name's up there on the front page...so, it must be, um...official...happy8

Alfie Dog Limited
http://alfiedog.com/

Btw, check out my new LSF Writers banner in my sig line...it must mean I'm an official member...actually, it just means my check cleared...just saying...icon_smile


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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, April 27, 2012 1:16:27 AM
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Yeah, when life gives you melons you may be lexdysic...or something like that...happy8




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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, April 27, 2012 6:11:57 PM
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Not sure if this is how it's done...but...happy8



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Lola
Posted: Tuesday, May 1, 2012 5:21:19 AM
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Hoping for a busy day!

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. ~Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
ladysharon
Posted: Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:29:44 AM
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party002 cheerleader 3601 occasion7 occasion9 occasion5 last day of school and work for the summer!hello1

DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, May 13, 2012 4:47:08 PM
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Three days and counting...just sayin'

Alfie Dog Limited - Publisher of books & short stories
http://alfiedog.com/



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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, May 18, 2012 7:55:04 PM
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Just got this notice...I think every poem I wrote this year, alright except one, will be in print actually...just saying...happy8

Note that I labeled my file submission "Poetry Submission, The Crusty Snail May 2012"...Craig gets a lot of abuse about the name of his fine literary journal...

Dear Alan Jankowski,

Thank you for sending us "Poetry Submission, The Crusty Snail May 2012". We would like to publish "Arrested By The Grammar Police" and "Steal This Poem" on "The Rusty Nail." Thanks again for thinking of us. We will alert you via email both when your work appears on the website and when it is published in the print edition.

Sincerely,
Craig Hart
Editor-in-Chief
The Rusty Nail

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ladysharon
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:08:44 PM
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my grades just came in. I am one happy camper!

DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 1:45:55 PM
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Oh yeah...looks like every story I have on this fine site known throughout the free world as Stories Space, will now be officially published...OK, I know that's only four...but, just got this back regarding "Maria's Chance To Celebrate"...

Actually, it should be my chance to celebrate...or something like that...happy8

Rosemary J. Kind
3:56 PM (10 minutes ago)

to me
That is much better – thank you this is accepted and will go live on 17th June.

Regards

Rosemary J. Kind

Managing Director

Alfie Dog Limited

Tel: 00 44 (0)1347 827178

www.alfiedog.com

From: Alan Jankowski [mailto:exakta66@gmail.com]
Sent: 24 May 2012 19:27


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Rumple_deWriter
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 5:01:20 PM
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Congrats on this latest acceptance, DM, of one of your stories, that is. ;)

glasses8

OF WAR, AND PEACE, AND MARY BETH: my contest winner, honest

For Whom the Good Tolls an 'RR' and it's short, no kidding[/url]

etairay
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 7:30:50 PM
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love7 IM BACK!!
Lisa
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 2:35:55 AM
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etairay wrote:


love7 IM BACK!!


hello1 hello2
etairay
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 6:21:49 AM
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love3 thank you Lisa ..sorry i took forever kekekegay il clean toilets for a month
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 3:38:11 PM
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Rumple_deWriter wrote:
Congrats on this latest acceptance, DM, of one of your stories, that is. ;)

glasses8


Thanks Reverend...and good news again today...happy8

RE: [eFiction] Arrested By The Grammar Police
Inbox
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eFiction via email.submishmash.com
6:25 PM (10 minutes ago)

to me
Hey Alan!

Thanks for contributing so many pieces to eFiction. It is great to see the whole breadth of your work.

This time, I have good news. Arrested By The Grammar Police and The Dirty Martini have been accepted for the August Humor issue. Thanks again for contributing!

Your editor,

Doug


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DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, May 27, 2012 12:21:58 PM
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Oh cool...I was looking for a martini picture and I found a sink...happy8


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etairay
Posted: Sunday, May 27, 2012 5:07:11 PM
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laughing6 i ddnt go to my course Not talking its all your fault ..i missed my bus
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 6:54:07 AM
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What you miss E? Your bus? You have a bus...cool...

I am getting so many Spanish speaking Twitter followers this past week, since I posted a story in Spanish on the sister site...I must have got four already this morning...I think it's kinda funny actually...happy8


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etairay
Posted: Saturday, June 2, 2012 10:49:23 PM
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love7 man im such a phat lard ..up at the folks for sunday lunch kekekegay over ate ..now bloated
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 2:35:49 AM
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Coming this summer on Inner Child Press...a collection of 78 poems, and 4 short stories...stay tuned to a fine story site in your area for more details...happy8




I Often Wonder



A collection of poetry and prose by Alan W. Jankowski


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DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 12:58:30 PM
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Looks like we got Stories Space member number 666 today...just sayin'



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DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, August 12, 2012 10:15:08 AM
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The cover is coming together...happy8






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Circle_Something
Posted: Wednesday, August 15, 2012 2:40:19 PM
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I ate some cheese, now I'm happy :)

Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=

jcj2249
Posted: Sunday, August 19, 2012 12:05:08 PM
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JJ286 wrote:
hmm...

"Parfois je m'assois et je pense, parfois je m'assois seulement."
We live in a hard world.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, August 25, 2012 6:40:03 PM
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Oh yeah...my poem The Letter will be in The Rusty Nail at some point...

The Rusty Nail rustynailmag@gmail.com via email.submishmash.com
Aug 19 (6 days ago)

to me
Dear Alan Jankowski,

Thank you for sending us "The Letter". We would like to publish it on "The Rusty Nail." Thanks again for thinking of us. We will alert you via email both when your work appears on the website and when it is published in the print edition.

Sincerely,
Craig Hart
Editor-in-Chief
The Rusty Nail

If you found us through Duotrope, we encourage you to record your listing here: http://duotrope.com/market_7160.aspx

You can also follow "The Rusty Nail" on Facebook and Twitter to be notified as updates appear on the website.
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DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2012 3:01:04 PM
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It's starting already...just got this, along with the attached program...happy8

DIRKS, BELLE A 2Lt USAF AFSPC 721 CS/SCP belle.dirks.1@us.af.mil
5:44 PM (4 minutes ago)

to me
Good afternoon Mr. Jankowski,

I am putting together a 9/11 Remembrance Ceremony. We would be honored to
have your "We Shall Never Forget" poem in our program. The few who have read
your poem in our office have really loved it. May we please have your
permission to use your poem? If allowed to use your poem, our program would
look like the one attached.

v/r,

BELLE A. DIRKS, 2Lt, USAF
721st Communications Squadron
Cheyenne Mountain AFS, CO
(719)474-4433


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DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2012 3:01:05 PM
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It's starting already...just got this, along with the attached program...happy8

DIRKS, BELLE A 2Lt USAF AFSPC 721 CS/SCP belle.dirks.1@us.af.mil
5:44 PM (4 minutes ago)

to me
Good afternoon Mr. Jankowski,

I am putting together a 9/11 Remembrance Ceremony. We would be honored to
have your "We Shall Never Forget" poem in our program. The few who have read
your poem in our office have really loved it. May we please have your
permission to use your poem? If allowed to use your poem, our program would
look like the one attached.

v/r,

BELLE A. DIRKS, 2Lt, USAF
721st Communications Squadron
Cheyenne Mountain AFS, CO
(719)474-4433


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