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magnificent1rascal
Posted: Tuesday, August 28, 2018 8:01:21 PM
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Post your puns here! I’ll start:

I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don’t know why.

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AriesDragon
Posted: Wednesday, August 29, 2018 9:27:01 AM
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I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, it will say "you are now friends with Benefits."
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2018 10:00:14 AM
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Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables at this time of year? Because they can.

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Dreamcatcher
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2018 10:35:30 AM
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I thought it was a nice jester when a clown opened the door for me...

AnnaMayZing
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2018 12:49:25 PM
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Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In a rack! dontknow

The third part of this epic journey starts here... https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/drama/the-long-road-home-chapter-1.aspx

If anyone wishes to find the beginning of this epic saga, here it is:

https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/drama/-the-nurses-.aspx

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
AriesDragon
Posted: Wednesday, September 5, 2018 11:13:43 AM
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I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.

magnificent1rascal
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2018 12:17:26 AM
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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rolandlytle
Posted: Thursday, March 18, 2021 10:00:47 PM
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What’s the biggest difference between a bum on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Dreamcatcher
Posted: Sunday, March 21, 2021 4:32:43 PM
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elizabethblack
Posted: Sunday, March 21, 2021 6:25:39 PM
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rolandlytle
Posted: Monday, March 22, 2021 2:02:23 PM
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
elizabethblack
Posted: Monday, March 22, 2021 5:36:35 PM
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rolandlytle wrote:
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.







AnnaMayZing
Posted: Tuesday, March 23, 2021 1:58:37 PM
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Suddenly it dawned on me!

The third part of this epic journey starts here... https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/drama/the-long-road-home-chapter-1.aspx

If anyone wishes to find the beginning of this epic saga, here it is:

https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/drama/-the-nurses-.aspx

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
rolandlytle
Posted: Tuesday, March 23, 2021 10:07:06 PM
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AnnaMayZing wrote:
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Suddenly it dawned on me!



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You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
DenimAngel
Posted: Wednesday, March 24, 2021 2:05:12 PM
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gillianleeza
Posted: Wednesday, April 28, 2021 7:55:44 PM
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