Sometimes our work place is amusing. Read from the bottom as usual with email strings. The VP/COO has a dry sense of humor that causes everyone to drink at times. This is one of them.
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From: Bean Counter Ass't
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: Pizza Party - Thursday 2/14 in Bldg 2
Then let's change pizza to steak.
From: Dan VP/COO
Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2019 9:42 AM
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: Pizza Party - Thursday 2/14 in Bldg 2
I am not at all sure what you were trying to say here. I note, however that SOME people are naturally resistant to change so….
From: Processor
Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2019 9:01 AM
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: Pizza Party - Thursday 2/14 in Bldg 2
Ummm yeah
From: Dan VP/COO
Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2019 8:42 AM
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: Pizza Party - Thursday 2/14 in Bldg 2
I am not sure that it matters given these circumstances; however, in a
Danarchy, the Dan gets whatever he wants and everyone else scrounges through whatever is left over. The beauty of the system is that pretty much everybody is equal except the Dan and he is so revered that, not only are people content, they want to give him more.
From: Business Process Manager
Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2019 8:24 AM
To: Everyone
Subject: RE: Pizza Party - Thursday 2/14 in Bldg 2
Gruel
From: Bean Counter Ass't
Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2019 8:08 AM
To: Everybody
Subject: RE: Pizza Party - Thursday 2/14 in Bldg 2
What kind of food does
Danarchy have?
From: Dan VP/COO
Sent: Tuesday, February 12, 2019 8:05 AM
To: Everybody
Subject: RE: Pizza Party - Thursday 2/14 in Bldg 2
American GIs discovered pizza during World War II and brought it back to the US.
This means that if you want pizza, you are pretty much supporting the spread of fascism. And if you want the company to provide you with free fascism, well, I just have to think about that….
Perhaps it would be better if we all supported
Danarchy instead, yes?
From: Processor
To: Everybody
Subject: RE: Pizza Party - Thursday 2/14 in Bldg 2
Thanks (Newbie) ! We all did good!
From: Newbie Manager
To: Everybody
You rock Process team!!!! 😊
From: Process Manager
To: Everybody
Sent: Monday, February 11, 2019 12:46 PM
Subject: Pizza Party - Thursday 2/14 in Bldg 2
Hello,
We had a huuuge (insert Trump voice) week last week with 622 dispatches. So, we will be having a pizza party on Thursday. Please let me know if there’s any special requests.
Pizza will be from bowling alley unless someone nominates a different option and that option is seconded.
Thanks,
I live, I love, I perform, and I lament.