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magnificent1rascal
Posted: Tuesday, August 28, 2018 8:01:21 PM
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Post your puns here! I’ll start:

I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don’t know why.

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AriesDragon
Posted: Wednesday, August 29, 2018 9:27:01 AM
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I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, it will say "you are now friends with Benefits."
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2018 10:00:14 AM
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Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables at this time of year? Because they can.

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Dreamcatcher
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2018 10:35:30 AM
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Joined: 3/15/2011
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Location: Only my friends know...
I thought it was a nice jester when a clown opened the door for me...

AnnaMayZing
Posted: Thursday, August 30, 2018 12:49:25 PM
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Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In a rack! dontknow

The third part of this epic journey starts here... https://www.storiesspace.com/stories/drama/the-long-road-home-chapter-1.aspx


"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
AriesDragon
Posted: Wednesday, September 5, 2018 11:13:43 AM
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I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.

magnificent1rascal
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2018 12:17:26 AM
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2019 7:04:48 PM
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What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well the flags a big plus.
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