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Posted: Saturday, March 12, 2016 10:12:48 AM

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Oh I saw that you had a Babymetal video on your profile. And I think you would like this song from them
It is called Gimme Chocolate!!
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Posted: Saturday, March 12, 2016 10:14:56 AM

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Entangled_Fate wrote:
Oh I saw that you had a Babymetal video on your profile. And I think you would like this song from them
It is called Gimme Chocolate!!


It is one of my favs!!!

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Posted: Saturday, March 12, 2016 10:26:37 AM

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Stephen Hawking and the Pythons!? You have to love Stephen Hawking. Not only is he the worlds most brilliant mind, he also has an amazing sense of humour and loves to have a laugh. Thought you might enjoy this Roland:



You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan


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Posted: Sunday, April 24, 2016 2:16:33 PM

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hummmmmm
what is the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?????

snowballs.........
maryruth
Posted: Sunday, April 24, 2016 2:20:11 PM

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why do cows wear bells?????

their horns don't work.
rolandlytle
Posted: Sunday, April 24, 2016 9:45:57 PM

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Very good Mary Ruth

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Posted: Tuesday, May 3, 2016 3:24:47 PM

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gillianleeza wrote:


Do not like cheese like that, but if that is pizza, then you really do get me!

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Posted: Friday, May 13, 2016 5:28:23 AM

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rolandlytle
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2016 11:57:01 AM

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I guess like a bad wine that one lacked a full body.

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Posted: Tuesday, June 28, 2016 1:22:43 PM

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A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and asks for the octopus. The waiter says; 'Ok, but it takes 8 hours to cook'. When the man asks; 'Why does it take so long'. The waiter replies; 'because it keeps turning the gas off''

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Posted: Wednesday, August 3, 2016 6:47:14 PM

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After a full night of drinking and partying, Amos naturally got in his car to drive home. Weaving and curving all over the road, he got pulled over by a patrolman. He ordered Amos to get out of the car and provide his ID. When he got out the patrolman said, "Hey, you're staggering." Amos turned to the patrolman and said, "Why thanks. You're not so bad yourself!"

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Posted: Sunday, August 7, 2016 8:09:55 AM

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As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole. I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.
"I really need a new fuckin boat," I thought to myself...


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rolandlytle
Posted: Monday, August 8, 2016 7:15:13 PM

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Thank you Alan. You are in need of serious help. Can I come too?

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Hoping that each day is a wondrous thing.




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Posted: Saturday, September 2, 2017 4:27:25 PM

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One night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started in the local chemical plant. In a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the volunteer fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the department that brings them out intact."

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments were called as the situation became desperate. As firemen arrived, the president shouted out the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

A lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian Rural Township Volunteer Fire Company, composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant.

Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, other firemen watched as Norwegian old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire fought it back on all sides ... a performance and effort never seen before!

In a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. The grateful company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.

The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!



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Thanksgiving dinner is over, but the left overs will be around a while - and that is a good thing.






meredith
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An elderly couple who had just learned how to send text messages were on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her hubby a romantic text message and so she got out her phone and typed:

"If you are sleeping send me your dreams. If you are laughing send me your smile. If you are eating send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying send me your tears."

The husband texted back to her, "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."


"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"

meredith
Posted: Thursday, December 7, 2017 8:36:49 AM

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A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously Mister, Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"

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Posted: Thursday, December 7, 2017 4:44:56 PM

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Have a joyful time ...............

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